submit urlsubmit rss feedadd directory

article

Help Desk is a webcomic by Christopher B. Wright which debuted on March 31, 1996, making it one of the older webcomics on the Internet. The comic is a satirical and cynical view of computer software companies in general, and of the antics of Microsoft, Apple Computer, and Linux in particular. This is done through the employees at Ubersoft, a fictional computer software company that markets a number of software products, including a computer operating system called Nifty Doorways. The comic draws heavily from real-life events in the computer software industry and lampoons those events through the cast of characters. It features a daily slogan on the title bar. Examples are "We code what angels fear and dread", "Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt", "Our lawyers are better", "It's not a bug..... Its just really really bad", "Standing on the necks of giants", "Four out of five dentists reboot", and "We put the pain in painstaking".

Ubersoft


Ubersoft is a fictional computer software company run by an ethereal being from another plane, otherwise known as Mr. Bunny the Happy Hoppy Computer Guy. Originally called Megasoft, the company was forced to change its name and logo due to software pirates copyrighting both. Famed for marketing tactics such as disabling software features until a customer pays for an upgrade to re-enable them, and implementing features into its software such as making it easier to exit programs by causing it to quit when a customer tries to print their documents, Ubersoft tries to be the bane of the existence of each of its customers. They also charge customers to receive bug fixes, claiming they are feature enhancements and are thus only needed by those customers that want them.

More on [ Help Desk ]


directory of related categories

 

 
directory of related topics

Software :: Quality Control and Tracking
Customer Service Software
Bug Tracking :: Configuration Management

 
Help_Desk RSS feed
Business Applications - RSS Sponsorship

SaaS vendor quits browser to boost sales
Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:30:54 -0700
SaaS CRM vendor Entellium is phasing out its browser-based offerings in favor of a smart client version that it says sells faster, better and at one-fifth of the marketing costs of the old version. by Phil Wainewright
Open-source Castle Project founder joins Microsoft
Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:45:24 -0700
Hamilton "Hammett" Verissimo, the founder of the open-source Castle Project, is joining Microsoft on August 11 as a program manager on the Microsoft Extensibility Framework MEF team. by Mary Jo Foley
How to make Microsoft Silverlight enterprise fit
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:42:02 -0700
A father and son team think they've found a way to make Microsoft Silverlight  more enterprise friendly. Navot and Gai Peled who run Gizmo, Ltd., an Israeli startup, enabled their Visual WebGui environment to run any Silverlight...
A solar cooled air-conditioning system
Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:30:20 -0700
Spanish scientists have developed a new eco-friendly air-conditioning system. The researchers are relying on solar energy for cooling their devices. They claim that their technology does not harm the ozone layer and reduces the use of greenhouse gases. The research team has 'designed and built an absorption chiller capable of...
The fastest way to learn open source
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:00:49 -0700
Tim O'Reilly has taken everything he and his company have learned training people in programming for two decades and condensed it into the format of this series. Even I can learn with it. by Dana Blankenhorn
Eclipse gets its first Russian member
Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:37:17 -0700
Eclipse got its first Russian member today with Excelsior LLC of Novosibirsk joining as an add-in provider. by Dana Blankenhorn

 
Subscribe to Software RSS feed

directory of related sites

Acacia Help Desk - Features include Win32 administrator client, knowledge management, call tracking, email functionality, and system reporting.

AmberCat - Web-based and desktop software for internal and external help desks, customer service, and facilities management.
Meta Description: [ Help Desk Software from amberCat: the best help desk software for support and service desk management, progress tracking, time and charge recording, workflow and SLA management. ]

Auratech Software - Australian based company that provides the Client Integrated Support System.

Control-F1 - Provides enterprise solutions for live and automated support.

Coral Sea Software - Windows-based help desk featuring help desk, inventory management, trouble ticketing, browser-access module, and system reporting.
Meta Description: [ SysMan - IT Helpdesk and Facilities Management System ]

Double IS - Software enabling facility managers to track work orders, room booking, and building maintenance.

Easy Access Help Desk - Offers help desk software applications for businesses, software support, and call center solutions.
Meta Description: [ Industry best practices Help Desk, ITSM and ITIL Solutions. Free 90 Day Trial -- Incident, Change, Asset, Project, Service Levels, Reporting, Knowledgebase, Asset, Contact, Service Level Agreements, Notifications, Escalations, Assignments and much more... ]

HelpTrac - Complete help desk and customer support system that tracks problems and solutions, prioritizes tasks, and analyzes technician efficiency.
Meta Description: [ The best is now even better with our new, completely redesigned all-in-one help desk software package. ]

Home Run Help Desk - The Microsoft Access-based call ticket application for small businesses and workgroups.

500 ieComputerSystems - Specialises in helpdesk software, software development and IT consultancy services.
Meta Description: [ ieComputerSystems - Help Desk & IT Support Systems (ieSupportManager), Medical Administration Systems, Bespoke Software Development, Systems Analysis & Design and IT Consultancy. Specialists in PowerBuilder, Delphi & Clipper ]

Insirux - Windows 2000/XP software client includes contact management, issue tracking, knowledge base, asset management, and email integration.
Meta Description: [ Insirux Help Desk and asset tracking software - the perfect solution for your support or service center to manage trouble tickets ]

Internet Software Sciences - A turn-key, customizable help desk for both IT and customer support. A free 3 user download version is available.
Meta Description: [ Web-based Help Desk and CRM Solutions, Media Reservations and Reservation Systems ]

Kemma Software - The BridgeTrak Suite is versatile and scalable help desk and tracking software used to track calls, problems or software bugs/defects. Available for Windows and Web.
Meta Description: [ BridgeTrak Suite - Software for help desks ]

Langley Computer Services - UK based company offers call center software for Windows 95 and NT.

LBE Help Desk Software - Help desk software features include Win32 application, browser-based interface, e-mail handler, and advanced system reporting.
Meta Description: [ Help desk software program and web enabled helpdesk software online. Priced to suit all businesses. Money-back satisfaction guarantee. Computer help desk management service software to improve your customer support service. ]

NetHelpDesk - Helpdesk software for network support staff. Functions include fault tracking, change management, SLA, network diagrams and service status monitoring.

NetKeeper - A leading provider of help desk, CRM, call center and network management software solutions for the LAN /WAN and Internet.
Meta Description: [ Help Desk software and CRM software by one of the leading helpdesk solution providers since 1992, NetKeeper ]

PRD Software - Provides HelpMaster Pro help desk software to log, track and resolve support issues for windows 9x/NT
Meta Description: [ The most flexible, template driven help desk software on the market. ]

500 SDS HelpDesk Solutions - Develops customized software applications for the help desk and call center industries.
Meta Description: [ Customer Relations Management Software. ]

Softopia - Offers iTrack, is a support tool used to track and resolve support calls, e-mails and user inquiries. Includes a Windows client and a web interface.
Meta Description: [ web based helpdesk software for windows and the web ]

Supportsoft - Real-time service management and support automation software.

Surado - Features Win32 administrator application, Web-accessible interface, client information management, and lead management.
Meta Description: [ CRM Software - Best of Breed CRM solutions, Small Business CRM Software, SMB CRM Software and Mid-Market CRM Software. Easy to Use and Customizable Customer Relationship Management Softare Solutions ]

The Management and Help Desk Community - A portal of news, information and interactivity for both help desk software and management issues
Meta Description: [ Help Desk Software ]

Vertical Solutions Inc. - Develops and implements customer service, help desk and sales force automation software.
Meta Description: [ Vertical Solutions, Inc. is a leading developer of business service management, support/sales CRM, field service, and mobile software solutions. VSI focuses on software development and professional services to ensure strong business relationships for their customers. In 2004 VSI's PowerHelp CRM ... ]

Wickett Software - Provides both local software and web-based helpdesk software with Microsoft Access and SQL integration.

World Web Dynamics - Live Demo of help desk software, including specific offerings for school districts.
Meta Description: [ ASP ASP.NET Web Consultant Business Applications Help Desk Development Active Server Pages SQL Portland Salem HelpDesk Lou Feicht ]

Help_Desk related videos
this free online conference room to train sales people, create a customer support help desk, show presentations to your ...
Next Video

 

HOMEADVERTISINGABOUT US

articlesartsbusinesscomputersgameshealthhospitalshomekids & teensnewsmobilephysiciansrecreationreferenceregionalscienceshoppingsocietysportsworld


Submit a Site About Become an Editor